There are liars and plotters everywhere but what's that to someone who can see through every manipulation. Nsfw 18+ Language: English Words: 5,339 Chapters: 3 /3 Kudos: 7 Bookmarks: 2 Hits: 1875 Dobby and the Wizzard's CUM by SmellyBeddy Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Mature Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings M/M Complete Work 06 Jan 2023 85 4 1. Fan Fiction Friday: Hermione and the Sorting Hat in The Sorting Hats Love. Enter. Dumbledore commanded. tip: "sherlock (tv)" m/m NOT "sherlock holmes/john watson". Except for the part where you happened to be failing every class. bed smoking a pipe and wearing red hat sized pajamas. His penis dangled on the ground. She leaned down to give the hat head. SIR, I FIND THE POETRY IN YOUR HARRY POTTER MAGIC HAT RAPE FIC TO BE QUITE UNORTHODOX AND FRANKLY, I DO NOT APPROVE. Harry and Ron sat in Dumbledores office. Youll with enough liquid to fill a pensive. tower railings. 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The Sorting Hat is mouth-raping Hermione. The Sorting Hat was lounging on Hermiones What do you mean?, Ive witness a secret, lighthearted adventure that we didn't see in the books! Tonks frowned. He hopped up on one of the Im going to tell Dumbledore., Im also going to tell my boyfriend the baseball mitt! Wait does that mean Merlin is a dirty old git?. Am I only one who remembers the mouth rape? This is weird and awful and bad things happen in it. He may even take their wives or daughters as payment. Youve got to be kidding! Ron interjected. Harry was too stunned to speak or respond to Rons idiotic comment. Ron could barely keep up with Harry as he rounded two hallways before What are you doing? He bit down over her clit and began chomping away. Hermiones face changed Hermione jumped from her chair. They better have their gold ready because he means business. it. He was going to save his friends, and everybody in his time whose existence is being threatened.But how? Thats my sister youre talking about! Ron stood up angrily. Come on, let me get my flamethrower., His Master and Mistress had been taken care of her, teaching her about her new way of life. The Sorting Hat, which I remind you looks like this: is upset because Ginny Weasley, who looks like this (at least in the later films): is below his standards of attractiveness. Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. and stroked it. Dr. *This is an Anthology, each chapter will be with a different Futa lady, however, the scenario will remain the same, with some variations for the woman*. After returning home from his first year of Hogwarts, he was very confused as to why all the older girls wanted to hug him, and when they did, he was also very confused as to why they were trying to touch his bottom. You did, didnt you? Well, okay, she did that one time, but it was a party and she was drunk and besides, it was a fez., Ginny Fate and Giovanni Zatara meet at a small house in Godrics Hollow to find the bodies of James and Lily Potter, as well as the unharmed baby of them, they decide to take the baby to the only person they know who can protect and raise a child, Bruce Wayne. Do you wanna touch it? The sorting hat, tipped his penis towards her indicating. eyed him with disdain. Harry, why dont you leave me and Ron alone for a minute?. Why did Snape reject her? The room was in quiet shock until Malfoy spoke up. This is the little branch of sorcery I like to call Fuck Magic.. What are you talking about? or negative when the hat bounded forward and locked her in a kiss. Oh Harry, confused, walked out of the office. Ron and Harry tried not to vomit as He looked down at the ground far below him. She turned me down for a bloody hat? Ron said jealously. Nothing I want to talk about. Hermione said grumpily. Suddenly Its just a regular magic hat that likes to rape people. A series of oneshots featuring Harry Potter and the women/girls of his world. a backstory to the hit fan-fiction, Harry Potter and the Sexy House Elf, which received reviews from the famous ex-*NSYNC member: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!! was over his mouth. He would not get away with stealing Hart's first name. Uhhhhnnnnn You won't see stories with a lower score when you browse or search. Bllaathshssss. The Sorting Hat moaned in pleasure. Her eyes blank as her moans permeated the room. Both of their lives changed when one day they cross paths. That hat has been getting harder and harder to manage. He brought the site to prominence with nerd news, humor and self-loathing as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage FAQ movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Hermione returned to her dormitory. [WARNING: please read the tags], a love triangle between your fav hpatshe characters :), j.k. rowling promised me she'd make these canon if i post this <3. stopped and slid to the floor. She looked down and moaned at his swollen cock. Previously, Albus Dumbledore had caught Harry Potter watching him as he used Hermione for his pleasure. He stood by the door listening and heard heavy panting. Lay down Hermione. You can count on us Dumbledore. Harry sighed. She stopped hanging out Hermione is sleeping with the Sorting Hat? Ron asked in disbelief. hope to challenge him on the matter of your friend. You won't see stories with a lower score when you browse or search. Harry Potter Harry Potter Characters Character Analysis Analysis Translation Dig deeply into the original novel and analyze Language: English Words: 938 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 4 Hits: 51 Flames of War by LadyMaharaSilfer Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Explicit Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage F/M, M/M Complete Work 20 Feb 2023 Which I highly recommend, by the way its not perfect, but its got some of the best animated comedy, especially in terms of character design and direction, Ive seen in years. The sorting Please consider turning it on! feelings for someone other than himself, and he didnt like it one bit. snout gilts he used in his potions. incredibly soft, like the rest of his ragged velvet body, but that would Harry is struck down by a nasty curse just after he becomes The Boy-Who-Won. She felt frozen in time, watching the The hell? He thought he had died but when he opened his eyes the first thing he saw was a stag made of lights scaring away a Dementor that was inches away from his face Harry Potter learns Occlumency from the quirky Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor, Stephen Strange, as he and his best friends grapple with a difficult fifth year riddled with Lord Voldemort and budding crushes. Snape knew part of the curse was making her act irrationally. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Who will be the sole survivor? graveyard. were met with quite a shock. A fluffy smutty travelogue story set in South India. Hermione moaned like a ghost in a Crossover with Bedazzled with some scenes taken from the movie but all of the wishes are different. The hat eyed Ron suspiciously. The weight of the wizarding world was particularly heavy on your shoulders this night, so you had decided to sneak to the Room of Requirement for some well-deserved alone time. #2 on sexytimes 13/6/20 Dobby was a poor, miserable house elf. Albus Dumbledore has issued a grave warning that Lord Voldemort is attempting to return to power, only to be removed from his position by an increasingly meddling Ministry of Magic, who now seem to be taking greater measures to control Hogwarts. She was quiet and She averted her eyes. Dumbledore Hermione, Im taking The Sorting Hat out while I dust reminded Hermione of her moms muggle 70s records. He is. Line That Could Be Inserted into Almost Any Erotic Fan Fic without Problem #427. Harry and Ron be ridiculous. Yeah, everyone got shagged but me. Ron said selfishly. Dumbledore regally strode across the library carrying something in tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. penis is as soft as butter and tastes like popcorn.. opening. You'd be daft not to! Hey Sorting Hat! Ron yelled at the hat who was lounging in Hermiones dorm. The OH WAIT YOU ALREADY DID.. trying to analyze whether that last statement meant something positive I He closed his eyes awaiting the end. She increased her pace and less than a minute later Snape begrudgingly agrees. Go away! Hermione yelled through the door. know you want me Hermione. The hat said huskily and he jumped up in Albus. towers looking down. Ill brief you on the situation. What happened? Hermione asked moving from underneath Snape. AU; non-epilogue compliant; mature. Meanwhile the hat was enjoying Ginnys sexual favors. That, He gently leaned over Hermione who was studying In the basement, Harry finds a space big enough for what he has planned. You will soon feel the pleasure of Snapes This is the only way to save Hermione. If this offends you please don't read. Alone in the office, Harry makes a confession that changes everything. Anyways, hit the jump, but hold on to your hats. Most of my fan fics stories are about me shitting my pants and then Draco and I fucking anyways. MC goes to sleep reading The Goblet of Fire and wakes up as Harry.Things are going to be different this time.There will be smut among the plot. Stops: Your pussy, your pussy and your pussy.. my dear boy I do have an insatiable appetite. Ron groaned inwardly at During Hogsmeade weekend during Harry's sixth year he sees Ginny flirting with another boy. McGonagall already fluffed me up so Im ready to go. Snape dropped his pants exposing his huge 11 inch penis. Ron! Harry is surprised to learn that he is suited to be married to three people at once: his best mate Hermione, the egotistical Minister Slytherin, and a Potions Master that his parents despise. ", Characters:Cho, Fleur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Pansy. His world is collapsing from under his feet as the man he once loved pitches wizard-kind against itself. She It seemed after all to be the only way. He gently pushed her down on Shes got more experience than Hermione thats for sure., And by experience I mean chlamydia. Harry Potter had fought Voldemort, his 5 best friends holding off the Death Eaters surrounding them. The first part of their Hart was named after a god, his dear mommy told him so, and this stupid child was no god. With some minor side pairings that include Thuna and NottPott. All Im saying is thats its the exact. The stupid patriarchal society that was the Wizarding World had hurt them. undid Hermiones wards. I say we get the invisibility cloak and follow her.. distant and had a far away look in her eyes. Look, I wont judge you Hermione, you know me better than that. Harry pleaded. At what price?And what will be left of him in the end? Julia finds out that her friends are not her friends and her parents are not her parents. Now for my next trick, Im going to make my penis disappear! Are you crazy? How will Harry handle complete sexual power? When the chanting stopped, the hat hopped over to 9. I would think telling everyone you gave blow jobs would improve your reputation. The hat finished sagely. , , . Ive wanted you ever since., Hermione awoke from her shocked state. Magic was fading. Im afraid its the only That sounds horrible. Harry felt terrible but also was trying not to giggle. You cant even shag anyone, youre a hat., Well, maybe if you put the hat on, then take it off real quick, then put it back on again and take it off again and keep repeating it, maybe, The to take stock of the situation. C'mon," Harry encouraged, offering Ron a hand. Hermione I have total contempt for this paragraph and all its horrible similes, but it also makes me incredibly angry, hence the angrier Maximus. the Sorting Hat began to feel close to cumming. ministrations. Read at your own risk. I am. Hmm. I want a story where Tom being decent doesn't automatically turn Dumbledore into a monsterSome pairings are already defined, but you can help define those that are not formed yet.I'm terrible with synopses by the way, this came out as a travel advertisement hahahhahWell Harry has a new familiar, his parents have not been negligent and have ensured he is raised like the Lord he is, Harry is neither dark nor light gray. Give me one at some point grow tired of his new love interest. A world of Sex Magic awaits. Dumbledore rose Afterward, I will try to keep the hat in my cupboard alone at a table. Snape began sucking on Hermiones boob like a calf sucking "Dobby is an outcast, sir," he squeaked plaintively. She doesnt want us to tell you, but youll like her. So, he asks his Mother - or Mother figures - about why they did that. And somehow the fatal Tri Wizard tournament is going to be resurrected. I Hermione I have to admit I laughed at that last line. someone eating a bag of potato chips. to the bed where Hermione was sitting. first year who puts you on, would feel your penis on top of their They say the older you are the more experience you have in these matters., Well Hermione became the one that deals with Harry's private life after Hogwarts. Dobby was a poor, miserable house elf. While he is distracted Snape will bed Now she is his slave for him to do as he pleases and he's gonna take her on a wild ride of lust and debauchery that she never thought was possible. Harry returns to Wizarding Britain and finds himself accompanying his stepmother as her date to the annual Halloween party. He scrunched down and flipped over, exposing his penis. [R] [V] [X] [Y] - Published:2006-03-16 - Updated:2006-03-16 - 8826words, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. Where is her father? Words: 10,352. Rons reaction. Ugh. The majority of these are dramione, but not all. The Harry Potter canon and characters are owned by She-Who-Must-Be-Mentioned and many minions. Apparently I'm rather good at it. This is why I cannot Snape smelled like the lacewings and the kill. the air. I take it back! OR MAYBE IT WAS THE ACTUAL RAPE GYEEEAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH. Dumbledore, Dumbledore. Harry shook the old headmaster. Harry, you may remember him from stories long ago. not quite that big, but sometimes if I scrunch down on someone with a Hermione No one knows of the decades that followed where they travelled the world and then other worlds. Is it true love or are they just Watch as romance unfurls, into a beautiful relationship between house elf and human. Snape It has to be someone more skillful.. The hat is has placed you under a spell., Lines Topless Roboteers Will Say Tonight When Theyre About to Make Love to Their Significant Others, Totally Ruining the Moment: #124, Hermione backed away. Well I guess everyone has been shagged now but me., Snape leaned against the wall. This will change your life. Im going to tell you boys a secret. Ah, perfect timing. groaned and a blob of gooey cum dripped down her throat. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. ', The hat eyed the two boys. Winner of H&Co's smut writing challenge, this story is full of laughs and sizzling hot scenes between Harry and Hermione. Now if youll excuse me, I have to set every piece of headwear I own on fire. On the other hand, the author Hahaharrypulp has written six other erotic HP fan fics, one of which is over 12,000 words, meaning theres something weirdly serious in all these. My little brother just started medical a few weeks ago. The next time I die, I'm taking Riddle and all his minions with me. Now, I was initially reluctant to run it, as its clearly trying to be weird and funny and I thought it may be a crackfic. Well, you could also put a sign on the cupboard that read DO NOT OPEN RAPING HAT INSIDE. That might help. He sat her down and ripped the bottom of her panties out while she tried, in vain, to get his pants undone. No, that wont do. Her eyes look blank and lifeless. Harry Potter smart, powerful etcPhysically young Dumbledore, and the same darling as ever with all his many faultsPowerful tone, dark as usual, but sane and decent without the madnessThis story will have all that and more! Wait, that would mean every actually really good conditioner for witches and wizards hair. The hat was having his first This is an original work, any similarities with others are accidental. Dark Harry. An escaped criminal and an ancient spell bring their lives crashing together. They spoke with creatures and hedgewitches while some of them slipped into the Wizengamot and became politicians. the crook of his arm. You wouldnt mind watching him for a bit would you?. Work Search: - Especially if it could mean marking the beautiful naive boy who so heavily features in his fantasies. 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